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I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
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I'm looking for a meaningful, one-night relationship.
S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
What 'PENTIUM' stands for ...
Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. -- M. Cartmill...
I have six locks on my door, all in a row, and when I go out I only lock every other one.
'Cause I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picks the locks, they're always locking three....
All people walk through life, some always looking back, others always looking forward.
I always look upward. -- Sly...
Never simply say, "Sorry, we don't have what you are looking for.
Always say, "Too bad, I just sold the last one yesterday." -- Robert Skole...