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• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
• Marge: Uh oh, almost forgot to lock the doors. [the locks slam down like a jail cell door closing] Ba
  [groaning] Ohh... [the seat back turns into Brodka] Brodka...
• People want to take sex education out of the schools.
  They believe sex education causes promiscuity--if you have the knowledge, you use it....
• Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
  They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fa
  Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -- Pray what is the reason of that?...
• You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fa
  Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -- Pray what is the reason of that?...
• Just when I finally figure out where it's at- somebody moves it.