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• Abra was ready ere I called her name; And though I called another, Abra came.
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• It is tempting to take the easy political path ... to get peace at any price now, even though I know that a peace of humiliation for the United States would lead to a bigger war or surrender later.
  -- Richard M. Nixon, April 30, 1970...
• I didn't STEAL your tagline, I IMPROVED it!
• Satire 's my weapon, but I 'm too discreet To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.