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• Marge: Homer, could you turn off the TV? There's a little test I want you to take.
  TV: [crunch] Augh! Homer; Oh, great, you made me miss Joe Theismann!...
• Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
  Apu: Oh...oh, Mr. Woods, your -- Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet....
• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please, this is where I need you the mo
  I'm counting on you do to something or say something to make it all better....
• Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
  Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!...
• Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
  -- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum] Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over.
  Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified....
• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....