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  -- Ian Anderso...
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. ... Ned Flanders?
  You're sure? ... No, no, no, I'll come right over....
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good
  ight thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired....
• Steal! to be sure they may; and, egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children,--disfigure them to make 'em pass for their own.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Critic, Act i, Sc. 1...