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• Dr. Foster: Well, how are you feeling this evening?
  Ned: Uh, actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have another strait jacket?...
• Ned's Dad: We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin' like freaky beatniks!
  Dr. Foster: You don't believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned's anger....
• Get down from that bookshelf, please. Most of those books haven't been discredited yet!
  -- Dr. Foster, "Hurricane Neddy...
• Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode.
  If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!...
• Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You know, it's all "rush rush!
  get'cha in, get'cha out!" Then they've got those machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there....
• Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
  Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by!...
• Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
  Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
• Little Ned: [barging in] Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! [hitting the other kids] Bang!
  Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy!...
• Dr. Foster: Would you please tell your son to stop?
  Ned's Dad: We can't do it, man! That's discipline!...