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  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I knew she was gone 'cuz, I ran out of beer.
• I don't need a bed of roses, cuz roses wither away.
• Oh, baby, you knnooow what I LIKE!
• Your baby and I will see you in Hell! -- Nadine.
• Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower. Marge: Baby shower?
  You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and he'll be home any minute....
• I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face.