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Lisa; Didn't You Wonder Why You Were Getting Checks For Doing Nothing?
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Lisa; Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured, 'cuz the Democrats were in power again.
-- "The Front"
Related:
On the episode where Bart and Lisa are writing scripts for Itchy & Scratchy, Grandpa is their ghost writer.
When asked if he ever wondered why he was getting checks in the mail, Grandpa answered," I just thought the Democrats were back in office....
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Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.
Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!...
When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying how great the lenses were that I was getting.
She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right through them....
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Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage....
Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you were there, and [points to Homer] &l
you> were there... Lisa: Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth....
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.
Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....