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All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
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Things are still imperfect. -- Doctor, Silver Nemesi
Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now, before you get in a lot of trouble.
Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops everywhere!...
Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh.
.. It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream....
Still crazy after all these years.
Len: Hey, big fight coming up. Karl: Yea, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round updates on the radio?
Len: Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, and then after the fight, we can watch the still photos on the 11-o'clock news....
Those who believe in God matured, but still need an imaginary friend.
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistake
in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little care in this very imperfect one) both partners might have found more suitable mates....
Not all those who wonder are lost.
If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them.
And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way....