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• I never reply to PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS.
• I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.
  -- Anonymous saying...
• I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. -- Edith Sitwell
• Of course, as I am sure all of you know, those who buy products for various adult book stores by the products by the gross.
• Whenever anyone asks me what book I would take with me to a desert island, I reply, "The phone book
  with all those characters, I could invent an infinite number of stories. -- Umberto Eco...
• Just wait until I reply to YOUR reply!
• MARK, MARKY I don't know what it is about these people who not only have first and surnames starting with the same letters, but also have the nerve to get famous with those names.
  I guess their parents were all alliteration enthusiasts....
• I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I am saying.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• I'm sick of Hillary. Am I covered under the health plan?