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• Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr.
  Leonard Nimoy. Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five....
• All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying "I resign.
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• I'm tenured, there's almost nothing you can do about it.
  (after making a mistake in sign convention)...
• Eager to know the result of a physics exam he had taken, my brother asked his teacher, "How far am I from making an 'A' in this course?
  Replied the instructor, "Do you want that in light years?...
• I admire the person in charge of this organization.
  He is an artist at saying nothing out of both sides of his face....
• If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
  -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
• What's all this fuss about "new taxis"?