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...I'm going to hit it with a stick.
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I'm probably going to get hit for this one but... I couldn't resist...
Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....
If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.
-- Erwin Schrodinge...
Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't going to get hit. -- Joey
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear. -- John Forema
You can't use tact with a congressman. A congressman is a hog.
You must take a stick and hit him on the snout. -- Henry Adam...