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• I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
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  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Brother, said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
• That guy's a genius! He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
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• If I want to hit a grounder, I hit the bottom third of the ball.
  If I want to hit a line drive, I hit the middle third, and if I want to hit a pop fly I hit the top third....
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....