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• I had another bad hair day today. The government was in it.
• It was a mistake, I never should have picked human.
  I knew it the moment I said it. To think of a future in this shell....
• Develop a close, personal hatred for chlorine. It's bad enough having to drink i
  imagine having to *live* in it. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Life is difficult. -- M. Scott Peck
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Don't worry about attainment. Anything you can add is unnecessary.
  Buddha didn't walk the earth so that we would study Buddhism....
• Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.
  -- Long Chen Pa...