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Develop A Close, Personal Hatred For Chlorine. It's Bad Enough Having To Drink I
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Develop a close, personal hatred for chlorine. It's bad enough
having to drink it; imagine having to *live* in it.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Drink like a fish. Try to get legless. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Accuse fun-run organisers of discrimination. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Buy your chiropodist a farewell present. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Discover that you *can* eat seaweed. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't settle for anything less than a Seiko Sports 100.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't trust seagulls to explain anything. It's a *fork*, and don't forget it.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't worry about ladders in your stockings. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Drive a car with an automatic transmission. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.