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• AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I AM INNOCENT - But He won't be there at the committal proceedings.
• Your face, my thane, is as a book where men May read strange matters.
  To beguile the time, Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye, Your hand, your tongue...
• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• I'm not as innocent as I look!
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
  -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr....
• I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• Ordinary people know little of the time and effort it takes to learn to read.
  I have been eighty years at it, and have not reached my goal....