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The Beer-cooled Computer Does Not Harm The Ozone Layer.
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The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
-- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike
[If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I
believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only
Memory". Ed.]
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I brought my own mike! -- Dr.
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My other machine is water-cooled.
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
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I believe I've learned how to transfer the wealth of my knowledge into a computer....
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
He was the Word, that spake it: He took the bread and brake i
And what that Word did make it, I do believe and take it....
Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
external memory n. A memo pad, palmtop computer, or written notes.
Hold on while I write that to external memory". The analogy is with store or DRAM versus nonvolatile disk storage on computers....