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I'm Made Of Rubber, You're Made Of Glue. Everything You Say Bounces Off Me And Sticks To You.
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I'm made of rubber,
You're made of glue.
Everything you say
Bounces off me
And sticks to you.
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Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army...
You made a woman MEOW?
A wise investment you made will pay off big time.
Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
What made you think I like taglines?
You made me think. I'll be wary of you in the future.
A grimoire that sticks with you: the Velcronomicon.
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible. -- Bernard M. Baruch
He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill