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• Bart: In English class I did the best. Army: In English class I did the best.
  Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Army: Because I cheated on the test....
• Bart: We are happy, we are merry. Army: We are happy, we are merry.
  Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army: We got a rhyming dictionary....
• I'm made of rubber, You're made of glue. Everything you say Bounces off me And sticks to you.
• Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
  I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
• Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
  -- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...
• Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
  Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Lisa: You can't be cool just by spouting off a bunch of worn-out buzzwords.
  Bart: Don't have a cow, Lis! Marge: Bart's right....