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• I remember seeing a sign on a power station that was trilingual
  English, French, and American. It said "No Admission. Pas d'admission. Keep Out"....
• Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
• Nouvelle cuisine, n: French for "not enough food".
  Continental breakfast, n: English for "not enough food"....
• I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
  What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...
• Heaven is: an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.
  Hell is: a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife....
• Nor is it very difficult to understand why a Canadian passport should be so popular.
  Part of the explanation is that with it one can travel easily almost anywhere....
• I read the DOC's...is this English?
• In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss.
  In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.