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• Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
  Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians....
• Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, the traffic patterns are Bostonian, and the cooks are English.
• Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.
• I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. -- Charles V
• What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
  If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman....
• manged /mahnjd/ n. [probably from the French `manger' or Italian `mangiare', to ea
  perhaps influenced by English `mange', `mangy'] adj....
• manged: /mahnjd/ [probably from the French `manger' or Italian `mangiare', to ea
  perhaps influenced by English n. `mange', `mangy'] adj....
• After lovemaking, a German woman is practical. She will say, "Ach, dat vas goot!
  A French woman is solicitous. She will say, "Ah, mon cheri, did I please you?...
• I'm multilingual: English, French, Chinese, Drobnik.