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• Only when the Sun starts to orbit the Earth will I accept the Bible. -- Keith M. Rya
• Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike
  hey die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills....
• Nothing puzzles me more than time and space, and yet nothing puzzles me less, for I never think about them.
  -- Charles Lamb...
• Ability is nothing without opportunity. -- Napoleon I (1769-1821)
• Ability is nothing without opportunity. --Napoleon I
• I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
• The best advice I have ever received was given to me by the late journalist Damon Runyo
  Get as mad as you like but never get off the payroll." -- David Brow...
• Better late than neve