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  But there just isn't any good evidence. -- Carl Sagan, astronomer, discussing the possibilities of extraterrestrial life....
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• I will just have to that, won't I?
• Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
  "The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• If I now have egg on my face, please pass a washcloth!
• No solemn sanctimonious face I pull, Nor think I 'm pious when I 'm only biliou
  Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath Bill or forge a Bull....
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....