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• Be patient with those who are slower than you, for they make you look better.
• Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
  Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Are you sure you're telling the truth?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
• If the shoe fits, try wearing it on the other foot; That's bound to make you feel better.
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• Do you know about being with somebody? Wanting to be?
  If I had the whole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice....