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I'm Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On The Guitar.
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I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the guitar.
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I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelso...
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S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
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