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I Learned To Play Guitar Just To Get The Girls, And Anyone Who Says They Didn't Is Just Lyin'!
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I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelson
Related:
Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday..
I just play here.
Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner] I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner....
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the guitar.
City girls just seem to find out early ... how to open doors with just a smile .
.. a rich old man, and she won't have to worry ... she'll dress up all in lace, and go in style....
Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
Don't be sharp or flat; just be natural. -- Willie Stargell
You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes.
Why don't they just get taller girls? -- Greg Ray...