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• I'm not fat, I'm just horizontally gifted.
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• Cross-word players do it horizontally and vertically.
• Horizontally Challenged: politically correct term for sluts.
• Life is too short to dance with horizontally challenged women.
• I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
• Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the living room, the radio skips.
  She says she just retains water, and I say, "So does the Hoover Dam." -- Jeff Foxworthy...