I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will
miss me.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle (reported in the Houston
Chronicle, 5/22/92 - taken from The Quayle Quarterly,
Summer/Fall 1992)
It's not to keep him from running off our property. It's to protect my
putting green.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle telling a guest at his house
why his dog, Breezy, wears a special collar that emits
a painful jolt of electricity should the dog try to
run away....