It shows "us vs. them," and I'm on the "us" side.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle explaining the strategy behind
his twitting of "cultural elites."
(The Indianapolis Star, 6/14/92 - taken from the Quayle
Quarterly, Summer/Fall 1992)
It's not to keep him from running off our property. It's to protect my
putting green.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle telling a guest at his house
why his dog, Breezy, wears a special collar that emits
a painful jolt of electricity should the dog try to
run away....