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I'm Objective; I Object To Everything.
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I'm objective; I object to everything.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without constructive purpose.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5....
I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.
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