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I'm Only Paranoid Because Everyone's Against Me.
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I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. -- Oxymoro
I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!