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I Wouldn't Be Paranoid If Everyone Didn't Pick On Me. -- Oxymoro
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I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
-- Oxymoron
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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
I'm not as paranoid as you tell you everyone I am.
I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone else thinks I am. -- G Farbe
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!