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We made civilisation to impress our girl friends.
Quote #632 Present to inform, not to impress; if you inform, you will impress.
-- Frederick P Brook...
Bo knows your girlfriend!
He *really* needs a girlfriend.
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
So's your girlfriend, @$$#0[&!
You don't have to do this to impress me. -- Leia (Star Wars)
Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?
