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• He's the devil in him! -- Conner's girlfriend.
• What this department needs is a really good inflatable doll.
• What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. -- Pearl Bailey
• What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.
• Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
  Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...
• What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass!
• He didn't really say THAT! Did he????
• What this country really needs badly is a handful of politicians that are filled with cold or at least cool air.