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Important Note: The Anti-Social Committee Will Not Be Meeting This Week.
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Important note: The Anti-Social Committee will not be meeting this week.
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If a man is notified he has been appointed to serve on the rules committee for a certain tournament he should instantly remember that he must attend an important business meeting in Khartoum.
-- Herbert Warren Wind...
NEW YORK -- Publishers from all across the country met this week at the first annual Book Publishers Assocation of America (BPAA) meeting.
Many of the booths on the showroom floor were devoted to the single most important issue facing the publishing industry...
The length of a committee meeting rises in direct proportion to the square of the number of people entitled to vote on that particular committee.
-- Shanahan's Law...
Did you hear about the earthquake committee meeting that was adjourned by a motion from the floor?
The efficiency of a committee meeting is inversely proportional to the number of participants and the time spent on deliberations.
-- Old and Kahn's Law...
There are two ways to kill a good idea. Take it to a meeting for one, and turn it over to a committee, for the second.
The effective limitation of power is the most important problem of social order.
-- Friedrich A. Hayek...
If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still tend to protect that child.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3....
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
-- Elbert Hubbard...