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• If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
  -- Charles F. Kettering...
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• Turn on, tune in, and take over. -- Tim Leary
• There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them.
  -- Phyllis Bottome...
• A good idea is one which strikes the other fellow like a bolt of lightning a year or two after you've told it to him.
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....