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• ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance Tha
  Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile....
• Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe.
  Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe....
• WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the universe
  Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them....
• E-Space is another universe. There isn't a taxi service, goes back and forth.
  -- Doctor Who, EARTHSHOCK...
• Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
• Become one with the universe.
• The universe is laughing behind your back.