Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner
Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No
Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will
Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.
-- PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW
ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance Tha Through a
Process Know as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its
Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including
Your Neighbor's Domicile....
