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I'm so hungry, I could eat a... wait! Come back, Scheibe.
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I'm so hungry, I could eat a vegetable.
The women can come back out now, Scheibe has gone.
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I could buy a 3DO, or I could eat this year! Decisions, decisions...
Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...
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Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
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I was in love, a long time ago. I waited three days....
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....