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• Lisa: When do we get to my first word? Homer: Your what what?
  Lisa: [indignant] My first words! Homer: Nah, you don't want to hear that story....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
  In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup....
• Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
  Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
• Jerry: Clarinet? Homer: No. Jerry: Oboe? Homer: No.
  Jerry: Saxophone? Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?...
• Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
  I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Homer: Come on, eat the can! Come on! Marge: You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there.
  -- Homer tests the appetite of a goat, "Lisa the Vegetaria...