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• I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.
• If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)
• Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
• Sorry officer, I was only doing warp 2.
• This is not really a convention, it's just the normal way of doing things.
• I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
• As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
  The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
• If I don't do the things that are not worth doing who will?