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Sorry Officer, But I Was Only Doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
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Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
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Finally, exhausted, the deer left, slowly and with deliberation....
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing. [SIGH]
But, officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station.
