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All Your Fantasies Will Come True After Your Imagination Is Surgically Removed.
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All your fantasies will come true after your imagination is surgically removed.
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May all you've worked for come to you, And your most cherished dreams come true.
May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
I'm a figment of your imagination.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. -- Peter Selle
Reality is just a figment of your imagination.
Your reality is a figment of my imagination.