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There Used To Be A Real Me, But I Had It Surgically Removed. -- Peter Selle
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
-- Peter Sellers
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Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this. -- Peter Selle
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People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it. -- Peter Selle
One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Estimated amount of fat surgically removed from Americans in 1988, in pound
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Dr Strangelove Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room. --Peter Selle
I got hit by a Volkswagen--and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. -- Pat McCormick