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I'm Tenured, There's Almost Nothing You Can Do About It.
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I'm tenured, there's almost nothing you can do about it.
(after making a mistake in sign convention)
Related:
I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.
-- Anonymous saying...
You won't learn much about capitalism at a university.
How could you? Capitalism is a matter of risks and rewards, and a tenured professor doesn't have much to do with either....
Of course, if you wanted it to be, it could be, and there is nothing I could do about this...
Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
Murder is always a mistake.... One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
-- Oscar Wilde...
If your subordinates are not making an occasional mistake or two, it is a sure sign they are playing it too safe.
-- Anon....
That little white ball won't move 'til you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it's gone.
-- Babe Didrikson Zaharia...
What do you know of wants and feelings? Nothing...Well almost nothing.
-- Lutan and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...