I'm the head waiter. This is a vegetarian restaurant only.
We serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud
of that, we're ... smug about it.
-- Monty Python
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about
half an hour....