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GALAHAD: No, Please. Please! I Can Defeat Them! There's Only A Hundred.
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GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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