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• If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other.
  But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it....
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• I was trying to think the other day about what you do now in America if you want to be successful.
  Before, you were dependable and wore a good suit. Looking around, I guess that today you have to do all the same things but not wear a good suit....
• I think I am better than the people who are trying to reform me. -- E.W. Howe
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
• Don't play dumb. You're not as good at it as I am. -- Colonel Flagg, M*A*S*H
• If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....