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• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spai
  It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man....
• Riker: "We might regret this." Ro: "Regret *what*? Aren't you being a little presumptuous?
  -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a swank hotel in New York.
  Most of the major stars of the chess world were there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment....
• Here's what I know about regret. It's always present, even if unseen, like the moon in the day sky.
  The tigers of regret are patient. They can stay hidden for a long time, then pounce....
• The happiest day is that day in the past that you always run back to when the present proves unbearable.
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• Theory of Selective Supervision: The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.
• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastary
  You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday....
• Regret is part of being alive... -- Avo