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• You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
  -- sign in a Moscow Hotel...
• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
• Looking for ways to ease my mind about signs that the danger of nuclear war is increasing, I stumbled across one comforting though
  Maybe the Russian missiles won't work ... Why didn't I think of this years ago?...
• If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian.
• A young doctor requires a big cemetery. -- Time-honored Russian Proverb
• You can not write in the chimney with charcoal. Russian Proverb
• Now what the f..k do I do? -- The Russian cosmonaut after the collapse of the Soviet Unio
• The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaig
  Hey you stinking, fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort." -- Dennis Mille...
• The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaig
  `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.' -- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live...